WEEK TWO #VIEWERSGUIDE

After a LIT Week One, Week Two gives us many snoozers but a few ballgames worth watching.

Thursday Night

Yours truly will be tuned into his current town's (Pittsburgh) against an organization that despite unparalleled success they must try to gain an unfair advantage on their competition. Go Stillerz.

PLEASE NOTE:
**** Lines as of 6pm Thursday EST****
**** These are not picks, just simply listing the lines****

If you're married to the collegiate game you have one option:
Louisiana Tech (-2.5) at Directional Kentucky Hilltoppers - 8pm - FS1
You'll get to see lots of shots of this guy

Friday Night Lights

The U(-18.0) at Florida Atlantic - 8pm on FS1 

The Schnellenberger Bowl's pregame festivities will be more exciting than the actual game. 

Utah State at Utah (-12)- 9pm on the Deuce

The Battle of Brothers while dominanted by the Utes has been interesting the last couple of years. We'll watch the Utes, fresh off their win over the Michigan Man, take on a fierce in state rival that struggled mightily in week one.

Football Saturday

High Nooners

The worst football time in America is anything played east of the Mississippi River that starts before Noon. South Florida and #FSUTwitter (-28.5) awaken the country with a pre-noon battle starting at 1130 on the Mothership. WHY?!

If you're currently nursing a hangover that could slay a walrus feel free to crawl to your respective couch to tune in for a high noon battle involving the Michigan Man (-14.5) vs Oregon State on ABC

-> Should Harbaugh lead the Blue on a great and noble ass kickin' feel free to shift gears to some 

- MACtion featuring Bowling Green at Maryland (-7.5) on the B1G Network or 

- Bill Snyder's K State (-17) against the Roadrunners of San Antonio on FS1

Mid-Afternooners

My main interest will be on the game in Charlotte'sville

Notre Dame (-11.5) at UVA at 330 on ABC

Can't lie to y'all, this game's great for my Schadenfreude cause it'll either feature this:

(h/t @TheKeyPlay)

Or this:

(h/t @mgoblog)

If that one gts outta hand, which it very well could and should check out these backups

- Colorado State Rams vs The Golden Gophers (-5.0) on CBSSN

- Iowa (-3) at Iowa State at 445 on Fox 

Sometimes Corn-Fed Rivalries are the best kind. 

Evening/Night Games

Oklahoma (-1.5) at Tennessee at 6 on The Mothership

There's been more smack talk surround a game between mid tier in their respective conference foes than I can remember. 110K strong will be ready for battle in Knoxville. Wish I were there. 

As the OK and TN game closes out you'll want to make sure you have on quick flip the Sparty (-3) vs Quack Hard Quack Often game on at 8 on ABC. THis year should be a bit different than last when Sparty got ran out of the state of Oregon.

The night SEC battle features Ole Les Miles and vs Danny Mullen. Starkvegas will be ROCKIN when LSU (-5) and Mississippi State kick off at 915 on the Mothership. GO STATE. 

Late Night

The Smurfs  (-2.5) at the Mormons should give us some late night entertainment at 1030 on the Deuce. If those teams bore us theres always #LateNightPACtion on UNLV and UCLA (-30) on CBSSN at 1030 and Stanford (-19) vs UCF at 1030 on FS1

Enjoy Week Two Y'all

WFP