WEEK ONE #VIEWERSGUIDE: COLLEGE FOOTBALL BACK

THE NEXT 5 MONTHS OF MAYHEM IS BACK. VIEWERS GUIDE IS BACK. COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK Y'ALL.

So without further due, here is your Week 1 Viewers Guide

Thursday Nite 

Late afternoon

• Carolina vs Sakerlina; 6pm; The Mothership - The battle of the visors and the battle for border rights. This one naturally has yours truly's attention. Not only are recruiting battles and bragging rights on the line, the Guv'nahs of each state have wagered a BBQ dinner. Let's hope McCrory can throw the shit stained sandwich Sakerliners love, Maurice's BBQ, in the trash when it arrives in Raleigh. 
• OK state at directional Michigan 7pm espn u - should be a snoozer but you'll need to watch something during the commericas of Carolina vs Sakerlina

Night Games

• MICHIGAN  at UTAH 830 fs1 - Harbaugh's debut as a MICHIGAN MAN features him and his team in a very hostile environment against a very good team. Unless he's been able to give birth to a supernova of a football team, this one could get very ugly for the new MICHIGAN MAN. 
• Tcu at Minnesota 9pm - The Mothership - A sneaky road game for the highly ranked Horned Frogs as they face an inspired and up and coming Gopher squad.
• Road runners at Zona 10 pm pac 12 tv - Larry Coker gets his late night groove on with Rich Rod in a meeting of old Big East Head Coaching Foes.

Late Night

• Colarado at Hawaii - CBS Sports Network 1am - For you insomniacs, Robert Kekaula sings you to sleep with his sweet voice and bedazzled garb
  

Friday Night Lights

Late Afternoon

• Charlotte at Georgia State - Sharlitt is at the center of the college football world for a second straight afternoon with the new FBS Niners traveling Hotlanta to do battle another new Georgia State. This will be all sorts of terrible football so feel free to zone out and recharge after pulling an all nighter to watch Hawaii.

Night Games

• Sparty at directional Michigan 7pm on the U - This one could and should get ugly.
• Baylor bear at pony up 7pm the mother ship - Another Friday Night Snoozer that will get ugly very very early.
• Washington at the smurfs 1015 the mothership - This is the only game, besides your local high school battle, worth watching this Friday Evening. Former Papa Smurf Chris Peterson faces his old program, who has been listed as a dark horse candidate to shake up the big time bowls this year. 

Football Saturday

High Nooners

The noon hour is a bunch of snoozers but ill be tuned into Stanford vs Northwestern to check out the battle of the nerds, ole miss vs ut martin to watch swag Kelly in his ole miss debut.

Mid Afternooners

• Louisville vs Auburn on CBS with VERNE  330pm - Louisville carries the weight of the ACC on their shoulders as they set to due battle with an Auburn offense led by what folks are calling the next Cam Newton. The Cards should have pne of the nastiest defenses east of the Mississippi this season, so this one should be exciting to watch.
• UVA AT UCLA  on FOX at 330pm - UVA has loaded up their schedule on the Mike London Fairwell Tour. 
• Byu vs Nebraska big red ABC at 330 - A sneaky little game in bewteen two historic programs should get the average fan's interest.

Evening Games

• Zona state at A and M on The Mothership at 7pm- Rumors are these teams should both be very good this season. The personalities on the sideline are worth watching too
• Tejas at ND 730 on NBC - Two of the most historic programs in all of college football face in a Week One special that, if played 10, 20, 30 years ago, would be considered the Game of the Century. Lord Purple Face's squad expects to be a CFP contender while Strong's is likely a year or two away. If this Week One Gem from yesteryear re-emerges, then College Football becomes all of the more interesting
  

• Wisky vs Bama on ABC at 8pm - Welcome to Wisconsin, Paul Chryst! You've earned an opener again Nick Saban's best defense since 2011!

Late Night 

• Arkansas st at Southern Cal 11pm on pac 12 tv  - Southern Cal has been called the team to beat in the Pac 12 South for 2015. We'll find out a lot about their defense against the Offense Minded Arkansas State squad that's been known to put up many a' points

Sunday

• Purdue at doc holidays marshall 3pm on the U- .....pass

Monday Night Football

Ohio state at Virginia Tech 8pm The Mothership. It pains me to say I will not be attending this one. Best of luck to the #HokieFam. You can bet your mortgage that Lane Stadium with be ROCKIN.

Enjoy Week One, y'all. 

WFP